[ Shortly before morning, a small bundle of papers is slid under Pentious' door compliments of this gremlin right here. It's a story, a love story that stars him and the very sexy Cherri Bomb in a retelling of their trip to Consent where Cherri actually says YES to the sex.
It's riveting, clearly five stars, and leaves very little to the imagination. The only problem is that it came from her deranged mind, and she's taken a few creative liberties thanks to inspiration from one of Angel's films. You know, the one he won the award for. If it's award winning, how could it be wrong? So, Penny, enjoy the trip to the BDSM dungeon where Cherri "interrogates" you about being a bad boy spy and then punishes you for it vigorously.
What's worse? He's been sent an audio file of her doing the voices for each of them. Here's to hoping he doesn't mind losing sleep forever, some nightmares you just can't run away from. At least she was thoughtful enough not to dictate the sexier parts.. but he's already heard her doing the voices and the imagination is a tricky beast.
For one reason or another, Cherri calling him old man will probably never be even remotely sexy again. ]
[Curious about the stack of papers that were slipped under his door, one of his eggie minions waltz over to pick it up. Before he could snatch the documents from them, they began to read it out loud in his complete horror. What the fu-?!
Just in time for him to rip it away, there became a buzz on his mobile device. Oh God... an audio clip? So many regrets filled him as his morbid curiosity got the better of him and pressed play. He never slammed the stop button so fast in his life thathe almost cracked himls phone.
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IT STARTS WITH SORRY..
It's riveting, clearly five stars, and leaves very little to the imagination. The only problem is that it came from her deranged mind, and she's taken a few creative liberties thanks to inspiration from one of Angel's films. You know, the one he won the award for. If it's award winning, how could it be wrong? So, Penny, enjoy the trip to the BDSM dungeon where Cherri "interrogates" you about being a bad boy spy and then punishes you for it vigorously.
What's worse? He's been sent an audio file of her doing the voices for each of them. Here's to hoping he doesn't mind losing sleep forever, some nightmares you just can't run away from. At least she was thoughtful enough not to dictate the sexier parts.. but he's already heard her doing the voices and the imagination is a tricky beast.
For one reason or another, Cherri calling him old man will probably never be even remotely sexy again. ]
YOU WOULD HAVE TO MEAN IT!
on 2024-03-27 01:17 am (UTC)Just in time for him to rip it away, there became a buzz on his mobile device. Oh God... an audio clip? So many regrets filled him as his morbid curiosity got the better of him and pressed play. He never slammed the stop button so fast in his life thathe almost cracked himls phone.
Niffty.]
>WHAT IN THE SEVEN RINGS OF HELL WAS THAT????
SHE TOTALLY MEANT IT!
on 2024-03-27 01:31 am (UTC)it was great right
youre welcome angel gave it his seal of approval
no subject
on 2024-03-27 01:36 am (UTC)There are better ways to say sorry.
Writing a dirty story about my personal life is definitely at the bottom.
You mean someone else has read this????? Of course the Spider was involved. Only he could come up with such a trashy plot line.
RING RING PENNY
on 2024-03-27 01:40 am (UTC)You thought it was trashy?
[ Don't bite, Penny, she might sound like she's on the verge of tears but it's not for the reason one might think. ]